Friday, December 17, 2004

"And speaking of long double headers..."

Possibly the greatest issue ever of The Onion, with such headlines as:

And the best piece might be the Infograph, this week offering suggestions to Major League Baseball on preventing the use of performance-enhancing drugs:
  • Toughening up their "Don't get caught using steroids" policy
  • Putting up posters of Major League players at ever GNC outlet, with the instructions "do not serve"
  • Keeping players off drugs by getting them involved in sports


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