"I Love That Thing That Happened Five Minutes Ago"
Conan O'Brien, on the future of television (ÞWalker):
However, these minor setbacks will soon be overshadowed by a stunning scientific achievement: Mars is finally explored and colonized simply because it's an even cheaper place to produce television shows than Canada. Producers cheer this cost-saving move but, typically, some New Yorkers complain when the latest "Law & Order" series depicts Manhattan as having a jagged red landscape and two small moons.
Leno can't retire fast enough.