Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Too clever to leave in the Babbler's comments

Well, not really, but here's a riddle:
Me: "Hey Peter, what's the difference between party principles and election promises?"

Conservative MP Peter Van Loan: "I don't know."

Me: "No shit."

I quite liked this one from N = 1, where apparently I am a Full Professor:
Knock knock

Who's there?

Belinda.

Belinda who?

What, is it 2006 already?

And one more for the road:
Q. What did one billionaire say to the other billionaire?

A. You're out of Peter Mackay's league. And isn't this chocolate Semi-Freddo divine?

I don't think Frank J. is looking over his shoulder quite yet.

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