Monday, August 15, 2005

Funny Because It Wasn't Me dept.

[...] So, what else could I do but steal my own car. I pop the trunk and am shocked that the alarm doesn't go off. Terrific! Maybe I'm mistaken and the alarm isn't really on. I throw in the suitcase, slam the trunk and walk around to the driver's door. Still no alarm.

But, as soon as I turn the key in the lock all hell breaks loose. The lights start flashing, the bells are ringing, the horn is honking - you name it, this alarm does it...except, apparently, prevent you from driving!

It gets better.


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