Fair warning, if you choose to click on this link:
- The subject matter, while a true story, pertains to deviant sexual behaviour
- Also gross
- I have no idea what you find if you click on the hyperlinks within the post, but I suspect they won't work from a public library
The payoff if you DO click through, among other things, is that Treacher concludes with the funniest pun I've read in ages.