"Won't someone PLEASE think of the children!"
I have to agree with Julian Sanchez here: I think I'd just about orgasm at the thrill of watching various healthists and Our Betters In Government try to address the importation of Kidsbeer from Japan. Indeed, this rhetoric sounds downright foreign:
Satoshi Tomoda, president of the beverage maker, said: "Children copy and mimic adults.
"If you get this drink ready on such occasions as events and celebrations attended by kids, it would make the occasions even more entertaining."
The Kidsbeer label captures a nostalgic mood as it was modeled after classic beer labels.
"Even kids cannot stand life unless they have a drink," reads the product's advertising slogan.